LOL FUNNY!!!

I copied this from my friend Melissa, I hope you get your belly laugh in for the day!

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one
car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or
dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of
'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their
friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
appointment . He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
(weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're
about to leave for vacation). He must also make
cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the
kids are asleep and all chores are done.
Each father will be required to know all of the words
to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of
each and every character on cartoons.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4
year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails
polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to get
through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on
their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties. They must try
to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy
finds it in the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the
park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book to the children each night
without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress
them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each
morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food
on their face or clothes.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and
each father will be required to know all of the
following information: each child's birthday, height,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of
birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite
color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00
a.m. And then spend the remainder of the day tending
to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until
they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to,
'You're not the boss of me'.
The kids vote them off the island based on
performance. The last man wins only if...he still has
enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
moment's notice.
After you get done laughing, send this to as many
females as you think will get a kick out of it and as
many men as you think can handle it.